• He used to tell me the same thing – that we’d be perfect together. I told him just because I liked Metal Gear Solid doesn’t mean we should procreate.
  • ‘Love’ and variations thereof should be classified as disorders. The key thing is to never be needy. If ppl can’t see that you’re fucking fantastic, then best you treat yourself with more respect and tell ’em to fuck off. Likewise with him, if he doesn’t catch a wake-up soon, I’m leaving him to sleep through the best thing that never happened to him.