rhetorical pontifications

In my best Paula Cole; Where have all the cowboys gone? – Those swaggering unapologetic bastards who never whinge about being short-changed, whose stock response […]


There is no elegant, poised way to clutch a crayon. As your fingers fist-wrap around the wax and shoulders hunch instinctively over paper, this world […]

I gots the 419 … (3)

The Final Installment… One soon tires of humouring morons and I’ve always embraced my ADD as the one thing that keeps me snappy. So unless […]