Jane and the magic kiddie-stop beans.

By |January 30th, 2008|

“There are indications from clinical studies that the mild antimineralocorticoid properties of the Magic Kiddie-Stop Beans result in a mild antimineralocorticoid effect,” Jane carefully read […]

another one that slipped pass spam-control

By |January 16th, 2008|

From: angela kennedy
Subject: HELLO
My dear, I am miss Melina from Juba, Sudan, single and 19 years old. After accessing your details in […]

Party like it’s 1429

By |January 10th, 2008|

You bought a pack of cigarettes on January 2, took one look at the treadmill queue on January 3 and haven’t returned to gym since, […]

Binte Eidris

By |December 26th, 2007|

There’s a garage in my head bursting its bricks with bent Popoids, Scalextric racetracks to anywhere, Polaroid cameras, Ellery Queen Mystery Magazines and books about […]

Eish, lyk is this a treatise on twang? Yah neh?

By |December 14th, 2007|

Do you find that you sometimes subconsciously emulate the tonal inflections of the people you speak to?

The phenomenon of ‘twanging’ (the word itself is a […]

Capsule Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe

By |December 13th, 2007|

I knew that Journalist is a dirty word in Bob’stan.
But surreal, in all the ragged over-use of that word, is the only one that can […]

where the smoke indeed thunders (pending wordy words)

By |December 1st, 2007|

Mosi oa Tunya

song 2 from the latter days

By |November 14th, 2007|

never thought
it would

a hometown boy

finding his
home with

waxing on tetris world-views and a puddle of snowman

By |November 12th, 2007|

– Plummeting tetrominoes bring to mind a [simplistic] notion that all of Life is falling pieces.
And the business of living is little more than packing […]