- Start smoking seriously.
- Gain 10 kilograms.
- Snarl at strangers.
- Exercise infrequently.
- Be less motivated at work.
- Watch more Tv.
- Commit random acts of unkindness.
About the Author: saaleha
I am a writer and photographer (look up my work on www.shootcake.com) based in Johannesburg, South Africa. I have an MA in Creative Writing from the university currently known as Rhodes. My writing accolades include winning the 2014 Writivism Short Story Prize and the 2020 Ingrid Jonker Poetry Prize for my debut collection, Zikr.
Wonderful Saaleha! A perfect way to start the year and in a month’s time you will not be standing in front of that full length mirror (aka ENEMY NO. 1, size 4 sissy boy pants=ENEMY NO.2 and so on) scolding yourself for putting on 5 kgs!
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Nice Try Saaleha, I’d like to see you break those!
you think new years resolutions are just an excuse for us to commit more excessive consumption and fall prey to Shaytaan’s whispers that is just, oh so tempting…
That being said, My anti resolution would be to east as much as I can… I hope this works!
Peace,
M.
You’re an inspiartion!
lool now there’s a new take on old failed concepts
i like!
happy new year saaleha
salam