…and thank the Almighty you did not emerge from her.
I’ve been your friend since you puked up on me in grade school, I can tell you this. You buddy, make roadkill look attractive.
-Sheesh, I know i’m not the best looking guy around…
Well, thank God you don’t harbour any of those delusions.
-But she only wants to marry me because of the money.
A woman’s gotta love you for something. Be grateful.