Donald Dosi hails from Sudan

My response to this charmer had been lying dead in drafts for a few months until today's dispatch. from donald dosi <> reply-to date 24 June 2010 17:01 subject business partnership, mailed-by My Name is Donald Dosi hails [...]

September 16th, 2010|Blog|

“Wham, Bam, Is that it?”

419 scammers are just no fun anymore. I'd like to blame this on the global down-turn or something I could throw shoes at, but it could just be that some people aren't quite inspired enough anymore. From: "MISS J.SMITH" [...]

December 30th, 2008|Blog|

I’ll eventually grow into it

It happened just after my eyes fell on the notice stuck to one of the walls at Khan’s Butchery. “Ready fried onions. Perfect for vagaars and biryanis. Don’t be fooled by imitations”. […]

December 23rd, 2008|Blog|

Jane and the magic kiddie-stop beans.

"There are indications from clinical studies that the mild antimineralocorticoid properties of the Magic Kiddie-Stop Beans result in a mild antimineralocorticoid effect," Jane carefully read aloud from the tome. "Anti-mineral-o-corti-coid," she mouthed with all the slow-nooooo effect of a Zee [...]

January 30th, 2008|Blog|

another one that slipped pass spam-control

From: angela kennedy Subject: HELLO My dear, I am miss Melina from Juba, Sudan, single and 19 years old. After accessing your details in the internet site i copied out only your email address. Immediately after going through your information [...]

January 16th, 2008|Blog|

this time from Ougadougou

From: mutamuta baruka Reply to: Date: Mar 27, 2007 12:00 PM Subject:BUSINESS PARTNER NEEDED

March 29th, 2007|Blog|

Anti-resolutions 2006

Start smoking seriously. Gain 10 kilograms. Snarl at strangers. Exercise infrequently. Be less motivated at work. Watch more Tv. Commit random acts of unkindness.

December 31st, 2005|Blog|